THE CUMBUCKET

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--Jade <3

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for cumbucket04:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	39kkd		a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'
2nd	tre24		A pornstar slot machine
3rd	hhscheer		a dusty bottle of absinthe
4th	cka_86		A lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
5th	jwallace17		most of a dead hooker
6th	bethyc		A pornstar slot machine
7th	whitley13		pubic dandruff shampoo
8th	nessyates		A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
9th	sash_rae14		a sex slave
10th	tyrajade_		A world-reknowned sexual teacher
11th	britt_28		a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
12th	joshrose		a leather blindfold and a motel key
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Something is missing, not sure quite what it is, but it feels like im missing something. I hope it goes away soon, i dont like this. Anyways Happy Birthday Jade I Love You

Well Its 2 and i just got back from daniels, lol. Some people are funny, not saying anything more than that. Anyways on to other things. It seems that me and Jade are getting along better, we have a few minor arguements, but nothing major so that is good. We went to the homecoming game today Betsy Lane sux my nuts lol. I got some good news, counting bonus points i made a 101 on my OT Test!! YESS!! After that test on thursday i chilled with Josh for a while, played some NBA live 06, boy i suck at that game. After that we went to Phsycology class were the asshole teacher of mine (Tommy Street) informed me that i infact am not an indvidual, and that i am nothing but a copycat, simply because i wear my hat sideways. Anyways i dont wanna get started on him, buttt after class me Daniel Jason and Ren decided to go to Black dimen dimen as josh and daniel call it lol. Susan W. and Nikki were a lil mad that we came in right at closing lol, anyways I have never laughed so much in my laugh as i did in that place, it was crazy. Im gonna leave this with a few insiders and then some lyrics to the song im jamming out too lol.
--Second Base
--Okay, whoa
--Dog
--Ahhhh shoot, almost
--Shit everywhere lmao
--Po Po
--It all comes back to me not having a girlfriend

lmao I love my friends

ok lyrics time:

All American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret

Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And now I try to lie
It?s eating me apart
Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret

Who has to know
Who has to know

LoL dont ask about the title its kind of an inside thing between a few of my buddies. Anyways Last night was awesome, Daniel Edwards had a nice little get together, it was a blast. I gotta talk to some of my friends that i havent talked to in forever, so that was cool. This is going to be a short update but if you were at Daniels and you had a good time leave me a comment!!! lol and even if you werent, you should leave one anyways.

Not really sure what is going on between me and Jade right now, she just gets pissed off at everything i do, and i dont understand why. We were supposed to do something tonight, but she got in a bad mood and didnt wanna go. Anyways im just really confused about whats going on right now, but ohh well im sure ill figure shit out soon. Anyways Im going to leave you with the lyrics of the song Im listening to, i really reccomend you download it, and incase you didnt read the top of my entry the song is called Feel and its by Cauterize

Beautiful in the dress I laid out for you
Let your hair down the way you always used to
The tile’s cold,
The tap is dripping
As I go to rinse my hands of you,
And watch the pieces one by one wash away down the drain
I’ll fake this morning at your funeral
Dressed in black and trying not to laugh

[Chorus:]
Sleep tight my dear
This’ll be your last night here
Breathing among the living
I’ve got some plans for you
Sweet dreams my love
It’ll all be over soon
Were just waiting for the poison in your blood
To reach your heart

So cold and pale laid out before me
So weak and frail quiet as can be
Peacefully sleeping for all of eternity
No one will ever suspect me
Fingerprints and DNA won’t give me away
I’ll fake this morning at your funeral
Dressed in black and trying not to laugh

[Chorus]

I brought your favorite flowers
Your mother said you would have loved them
I’ll read your favorite poem out loud
And I’ll break down,
I’ll break down
You said I don’t feel
That’s why you could not be with me
I don’t feel the least bit sad right now,
How's that for irony?
I’ll fake this morning at your funeral
Dressed in black and trying not to laugh…
…I can’t help but laugh

[Chorus]

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND I HAD TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED ME TO...WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME USING ANONYMOUS CUZ ITS A SECRET, THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL, YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED IN THE RESPONSES YOU'LL GET, THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH, SMILE OR EVEN CRY!!! LEAVE A HINT OF WHO YOU ARE.

Turn Ons and OFFs
dresses like a slut: OFF
dresses like a grandma: OFF
dresses like a prep: On
dresses in all black: Ive only seen one hot goth chick EVER lol
likes to do "stuff": on
sings:on
plays a musical instrument: on
is shorter than you: on
is taller than you: on
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: on
has chapped lips: umm? lol
has green eyes: on
has blue eyes: on
has brown eyes: on
has long hair: on
has short hair: not real short like boy short
drinks alcohol: depends on how she acts
smokes cigarettes: off
smokes pot: OFF
wears glasses: on
has blonde hair: on
has brown hair: onon
has black hair: on
is tan: on
works out: as long as she isnt like Super Buff lol
smiles more than not: ON
calls you just to say HI: on
smacks your butt: on
compliments you: on
shaves her legs: on
shaves everywhere else: everywhere but there head lol
wears jewelry: on
has bigger feet than you: off
has smaller feet than you: on
wears perfume: on sometimes
smiles when you walk into the room: on
wants to be a mom: depends
has long legs: ON
has a big ass: depends on how big i like em kinda big tho lol
has a long upper body: on
wears granny panties: off
wears a thong: on
goes freebird: off
has a good sense of humor: on
surfs: umm
skate boards: off
snow boards: on
likes to kiss other girls: depends on if its your girlfriend, or if they let you join lol

You will NEVER know EVERYTHING about anybody no matter what they say, there is always secrets, or stuff left untold. And i guess thats the way God intended things.

i love all my friends, i know who my real friends are and who my pretend friends are, and I appreciate my real friends, you guys are the best i could ask for.

Well things have been going pretty good in almost every aspect. The only bad thing is that i miss all my friends and all the good times i had over at VT. As everyone knows i have been taking classes at southwest, debating on what to do. I think i really will enjoy Occupational Therapy My teachers seem nice, but there is one that will give us a hard time i believe because everyone i have talked to says shes hard. LoL Danielle let me use her notes from last year and i was carrying around her binder, and i was wondering why people were looking at me funny then I looked at the Binder and it had a nice big picture of wade with a heart on it lol. Now some people probably think im weird lol. Me and Jesse have been riding over there together that way we can save gas and stuff. Usually on our breaks we lift weights and play basketball and raquetball. I have gotten to be better friends with snake here lately too. Snake is a good guy. Well Yesterday I went to Dakotas football game, His team won. I watched most of her cousins Coles game. Football for haysi looks promising in the next few years. After that i just went to Jades house until she fell asleep. Today I think we are going to the new wal-mart then going out to eat. Oh yeah, me and Elijah are friends again so that is cool. It just seems like a lot of stuff is going good now. But im eating now so im gonna quit writing!
PEACE

Well my weekend was kinda interesting i suppose. Friday snake came up and we got things ready for Jelanes party. Jade called me later that day we had plans of going to the fair, but she thought it was going to storm, i didnt think it was so i was going to go anyways and she got pissed at me and said she hoped i got struck by lightning, well i didnt. Anyways at the fair i mostly hang around snake. Me sasha and krista watched fat louie for a little while, then Jade came and wanted to talk to me. She apologized and stuff, but i stayed kinda mad for a while cuz im stubborn ( i cant help it ). After a while i finally gave in we said we were sorry to eachother and made up. She decided she was going to go to rachels that night, so i didnt need to take her home so me and snake left for downtown. We got down there and completed missons b1-b4 lmao, yeah we are retarted. Anyways we got up to Jelanes and it was a monstorous sausage fest. Anyways some people left, and some more people showed up and it ended up being a fun party anyways. We listened to music and chilled and stuff around a fire in front of his house. Well anyways i came home around 4:30, i got in some trouble which isnt going to happen again. I woke up saturday took snake down to haysi and came here and helped mom with a few things. After that I went to Jades house. Her parents took her lil brother to the fair so we went and ate at the huddle house while they were gone. Well we got back a few hours b4 they did. We played some donkey kong lol. It was fun hehe. Anyways they came home and i just chilled and played mortal kombat with dakota for a while. Sunday i went to church i had to sit by myself, it was sad, but i did pay more attention that way. After church i went to Jades and played some more mortal kombat with dakota, i freakin love that game if you cant tell. Anyways we went to Brookes birthday party. We had fun even though it was raining outside lol. We played horseshoes. Me and jade are the champions! i threw 3 ringers in a row, yeah it was luck tho. We went back to her house after that and watched tv till about 12:30 or so then i left. Monday has been mostly boring. I went to Josh Willis house for a while, and Josh Kilgore showed up, i think he is going to play with us because he said we sounded real good, and he left his stuff up Willis' house which is definatley a good sign. When we record stuff ill try to post some of it on the net and let you guys hear it see what you think. Today Im supposed to go get my knees x-rayed cuz they suck real bad then go get my hair cut then go to Jades! I guess we will see if all that happens or not tho, lol cuz thas actually what i had planned for monday and i did none of those three things hahaha. Anyways I have wrote enough!

Leave me some comments my homies lol.

Well Elijah I guarantee you are going to read this sometime or another, and you probably deleted me off your icq just like all the other people you get mad at lol. Anyways man i know you like a book i know exactly how you are. You told Jade stuff about me that you didnt want me to hear about. What you dont understand is Jade is my girlfriend so of course she is gonna tell me most everything, and you know how that goes, just like with that one incident that i had that you told Jessa about. I didnt get mad at you for telling Jessa, i figured you would tell her actually. Anyways I am not that mad at you lol im used to your stupid crap like this haha but i know you are going to ignore all my messages cuz im deleted off your list, and your probably not going to go to the fair, and if you do its probably just because you read this and you want to prove me wrong. You have no reason at all to be mad at me or Jade lol but you are and i have no idea why, the only thing i do for you is help you like w/ you and kendra yesterday i tried to help, but you wanna try to screw me over on everything, i dont see why youd do that but anyways Im going to quit writing I just wanted to get my point across and this is the only way that i knew how lol.

Well my weekend/week has been good so far for the most part. I went to Gatlinburg with Elijah it was fun we had a good time. but im not gonna go into much detail about it. I have been goin to the county fair to see all my friends that i never getta hang out with anymore, so thas cool. Tonight i went up to Mo's house, it was me jeremy snake mo chris and bacon up there. Everybody was just chillin drinkin a little bit, well actually i didnt drink lol. Anyways Those guys cheered me up after mine and jades fight. Anyways im home now, and im goin to bed, not sure what to do tommorow. I have a whole lot of thinking to do. Goodnight ppl!

Hmmm what to write about? lol Well my week has been pretty good. Yesterday was pretty fun I went to the pool with Jade! She actually swam with me for like the first time in like a long time lol. And she jumped off the diving board im proud of her! After that we went back to her house and played nintendo. We played Mario for super nintendo, and i got stuck in starworld lol. That game is kinda hard, but its still fun. After that she decided she wanted to watch a movie lol. We ended up watching Aladdin. It was a good day with her! Well its looking like this is going to be a short update, cuz i havent really done anything except for babysit I really wasnt too bored tho. I had something to occupy my time with while i was babysitting lol. I am supposed to go up to Joshs house to play music this evening. He is getting this thing were we can record music and burn it onto a cd and stuff, so thats gonna be awesome. We are thinking about making a website and stuff, to keep everyone updated with what is going on, and maybe put some of our music on there hoping to get some feedback. Anyways if anyone is good at making webpages i may need some help! lol cuz im sure i will suck at it. If you have any suggestions leave me a comment or even if you dont have any leave me a comment anyways!
I LOVE JADE

This is Jade ;)
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LOVE YOU DUSTY!!!!!! <3

Well, my week has been pretty slow lol Jade has been gone the whole week to the beach! I miss her a lot!! Basically the only thing that i have been doing is helping my papaw put a roof on his house or lifting weights with lija, or just chill with people. Today has been pretty fun tho. Me Elijah and Shannon all went to Johnson City. I had never really DROVE over there b4 but im proud we didnt get lost any which is good. Anyways we got to the mall and all we bought was clothes. Except for elijah he bought some kind of pink thingy for kendra, but i think he is thinking about keeping it lol. There was these 2 girls that were following us around everywhere lol, one looked good, the other was well.....lets just say not so good looking. It was kinda weird though cuz i swear there wasnt 20 seconds went by where we didnt see them. Anyways we came back home and all went swimmin in elijahs pool. The water was pretty warm. We decided to order pizza so shannon left to go back home and me and Elijah were gonna ride back to my house to get some money. We get about halfway there and there is a guy on a mo-ped riding, so Elijah let his sunroof back and i was yellin at him telling him that mopeds sucked my nuts and stuff, just jokin around. Well i did that about half way home and the guy stops in the middle of the road and backs up and almost hits elijahs car and starts cussing us lol. It was the funniest thing i have ever freakin seen in my life this guy is kinda old with long blonde colored hair, and he was PISSED OFF lmao. Whenever he got up to our window Elijah just drove off. I could not stop laughin. After that we went downtown and got our pizza and stuff, we saw rheannon and carl downtown so we talked to them for a couple minutes then we came back here and ate. I guess im going to stay the night up here at Elijahs tonight so we can wake up kinda early in the morning to go lift. Ill update this thing a little later tho guys. Leave me comments if you read this! haha

Well, this past week has been pretty good and pretty bad. The band that me and Josh Willis are starting dont seem to be going anywhere lol, mainly cuz josh kilgore changed his mind about playin with us which sucks. I spent most of my week with Jade since she was leavin to the beach this morning. Thursday I went to Jades and just played basketball with her dad and brother and rode his dirtbike some. Then me and Jade watched TV, and im not really sure what else we did lol, but i ended up leaving her house at around 1. Friday Elijah called and woke me up at around 11 to go lift weights. It didnt really seem like i did that much down there for some reason lol. I think i talked to people more than i lifted down there this time cuz a lot of my buddies that i havent seen in a whle were down there, but i did do some stuff just not as much as usual. Anyways later on that evening i took elijah home then I went to Jades around 4 or 5. We went up to her mamaw's house to eat and stuff. Then we came back to her house and just hang out, hannah came up there around like 9 or something. We all just sat around and stuff we started watchin old school, and hannah just left for some reason lol...?? Anyways me and Jade stayed downstairs untill about 2:30 or so this mornin then i left cuz they had to get ready to go to the beach. Im gonna miss that crazy girl lol. I ended up goin to bed around 4 this morning. Mom came in and woke me up at 9 and i was half dead she was like go down to your papaws and help him fix his roof. I stumbled down there still half asleep but i finally got woke up and moving after about 20 minutes or so. I stayed down there until about 3 today. Now im gettin ready to go to the rock and jump off cuz shannon is comin up here. Then i think we are gonna come back here for a while, and im not really sure what we are doing this evening. Anyways ill update this thing a little later on this week if anything exciting happens.
PEACE

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen.
I don’t want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.
You come home and you say, “Hashmeer touch me down there,
I like that.”
I don’t think so Annie, don’t have time,
want to drink, cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? I’ll tell you what.

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why don’t you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I don’t think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I don’t have time. I have too many women.
All I got time for you know what is?

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Beish, beish, beish, beish
When you give me that bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Shiggity bang, bang, bang!
Shwat? bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!

Well so far id have to say my summer has been going good. Basically I have been just hanging out with my friends, and sittin on my butt. Im so lazy, i need to get a job lol so i can get money! Anyways this past week has been really cool ill put all i can rem. about it on here:
Wednesday i woke up and was supposed to meet elijah at weight lifting, I get up go downtown and hes already getting back lol. Apparantley i was supposed to have woke up earlier. But anyways i flagged him down and he gave me some pretty bad news that im not going to go into lol. Anyways after that me elijah and shannon went to his grans house to play N64 cuz we were really bored. i kicked their butts in football really bad. After that I came back home and chilled for a while, then went up to Josh Willis' to play music. We recorded some our a song we wrote called "watch out terry" lol. Theres a funny little video that goes along with it lol.
Thursday I got up showered and I had to go to clintwood to pick up my brother. I picked him up and dropped him off at his house and then went up to Jades. I was almost at her house and i seen her and hannah walking back from the track lol. They had went over to see a buncha church guys lol. Anyways i picked them up we went to jades house for a little bit. Then after that we went down to her mamaws house for her uncle's welcome home party or summin like that. We all played Taboo, Jade and Hannah think they won, but they didn't they cheated with the score card, me and david kicked their butts. After that we went downtown for a little while, talked to Eug Mo Sarah and Hannah. It was cool. I came home from her house at around 12 or so cuz we watched a movie.
Friday was pretty boring, i went downtown late that night. I saw Kayla Ashley and Nina there. I miss those guys lol. But most of the time i just talked to Eug. I got home around 11.
Saturday Me and Jade went to her cousins birthday party. They have a cool ass house lol. But a bunch of us were playing volleyball and badminton. It was fun but Jade just mostly sat around cuz she was sick. I felt bad for her. After that we went back to her house, and i ended up leaving late as usual lol.
Sunday I went too Church, after that i went to pick up Jade so we could go watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. That movie is really good BTW. Anyways after the movie we stopped a couple places to pick up a few things lol. After that we went back to Jades house. Haha that was fun. not gonna really go into it but somehow i managed to bust a blood vain lmao. It made me sick to my stomache. I thought something else was wrong and jade tried to fix it. LoL it was a reallly good try, but it wasnt quite what i needed lmao. After her mom and dad got home we came back to my house and played scrabble, she beat me....GRRR lol. I took her home around 11:30.
Yesterday Me and Elijah went to go lift, then we went to the breaks pool. The bad news that he told me on Wednesday is now OK!! lol so thats good. After we got back from the pool We went up to Josh's to play music. Elijah is tryin to learn how to play bass, he is doin pretty good for a beginner lol. After that i went to pick up jade again, we played scrabble again and i beat her this time, then we played sorry, lol i hate that F'in game. LoL it cheats. I took her home around 11. We had fun!
Today I had to run to C-wood for a couple of errands. I think im going to go play music at Josh's a little later, or maybe play some basketball, i dunno yet. Josh got his new drum set in so we are waitin for his dad to come and tune them that way we can play.
I might try to update again sometime later this week if anything interesting happens!

I love it up here! I dont know what id do without all of my friends. This weekend should be fun, goin to a friends birthday party on friday, its not going to be a huge thing though just probably around 30 people. Those are really the best things though cuz ya can meet people easier. Ive been doing a lot of thinking lately, about my relationship and a couple of other things. Maybe i should think less though, things seem to be better off when i think less lol. This week was alright, i mostly just chilled here at my dorm. But theres not really much to write about, so i guess that means i really shouldnt update this thing lol. I'm out.
Peace